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"Arrr! A scallywag Leftist shook the Lankan ship o' state and plundered the crown, savvy?"

2024-09-24

Arrr, Anura Kumara Dissanayake be proffering his hearty band of leftist scallywags as the finest chance to set sail fer a new political seas, free from the barnacles of nepotism and the murky waters of corruption! Avast, mateys, let’s hoist the flag of honesty!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Anura Kumara Dissanayake, a fine scallywag raisin' the Jolly Roger of leftist coalitions! This landlubber be claimin' that his motley crew be the beacon o’ hope in a tempest of nepotism and corruption, aye!

With a wink and a swagger, he declares that the seas of politics be churnin' with foul winds, where kinship be more prized than a chest o' gold! "Avast!" he shouts, "Let us chart a new course through these treacherous waters, away from the scurvy practices of the old guard!" With a grand flourish, he promises a fairer tide where every sailor has a say, not just the captain’s kin!

But lo, will this be mere wind in the sails or the true treasure map to a new political haven? As the crew debates whether to follow him into the sunrise or stay anchored in the harbor of tradition, the humor of the matter drips like rain from the crows' nest! So, hoist the sails and let the laughter echo on the waves, for in the world of politics, the only thing more slippery than a fish be the promises made by them in power!

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