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Arrr, Biden be tellin' the U.N. that his grand plans be makin' waves, not just a sea of promises!

2024-09-24

As the captain prattles on 'bout his "bonny victories fer the good folk o' America and beyond" in his last parley at the high seas o' United Nations, a storm o' troubles brews just beyond the horizon, ready to toss him overboard! Arrr, what a jolly sight!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' ye a yarn 'bout the grand captain of the U.S.S. White House, who be standin' tall at the United Nations, parleyin' ‘bout his so-called “real treasures” for the fine folk of America and the wide world beyond. But lo and behold, whilst he be flappin’ his gums, a tempest brews on the horizon, with crises lurking like scallywags in the shadows!

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