The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Trump be stirrin' up a storm 'bout them Haitian scallywags in Charleroi, Pennsylvania! Avast, me hearties!"

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! His eye be settin’ on Charleroi, Pa., after he spun a yarn 'bout Haitian scallywags in Ohio, which set the town ablaze with ruckus over them pesky immigrants! A right merry tempest it be, arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the landlubber realm of Charleroi, Pennsylvania! It be a place where tales be spun faster than a ship in a storm, and our scallywag of a speaker hath set his sights upon it like a hungry shark eyein' a school of fish!

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