Arrr, matey! Apple’s tossed me old Macs overboard! Here be the scallywags on the list, doomed to Davy Jones!
2024-09-24
Ahoy, matey! Did yer trusty Mac just walk the plank? Apple be sayin' nine of yer precious MacBooks and iMacs be as useless as a barnacle on a dead ship—no repairs allowed! Aye, the tech tides be turnin'! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer the news from the treacherous seas of Apple! That scallywag hath declared a fresh haul o' Macs as obsolete, with some younger models bein' marked as vintage, includin' MacBooks as young as 2018! Aye, the notorious 2015 MacBook Air and a whole fleet o' Pro models have been cast to the depths of obsolescence. Ye can toss out yer favorite old hardware, fer parts be as elusive as buried treasure!Now, don’t be lettin’ yer heart sink, fer even the vintage Macs, like the 2018 MacBook Air, still have a glimmer o’ hope. Parts may still be scrounged up, though ye might have to scour the seven seas to find ‘em! Apple be known to treat their old mates a bit harshly, pushin' ‘em out o’ the repair harbor quicker than a cannonball flies.
Just remember, when yer trusty Mac hits the seven-year mark, it’s as good as dead in Apple’s eyes. So, if yer trusty ship be a wee bit older, prepare for a rough ride! So hoist the sails and seek out newer models, lest ye find yerself stranded with a vintage relic that be as useful as a landlubber on a pirate ship!