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Arrr, Kalen DeBoer be sayin’ Trump might sail into the game against them Georgia scallywags! A right jolly show, I say!

2024-09-24

Arrr! Rumor has it that the scallywag Trump be makin' a splash at the Alabama-Georgia showdown this weekend! Coach Kalen DeBoer be chattin’ about it on Monday, no doubt ponderin' if the landlubber can handle the tide! Hoist the sails and brace for laughs, mateys!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand clash 'twixt the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Georgia Bulldogs, set to unfurl on a starry Saturday eve at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Rumor has it that a certain landlubber, the mighty former President Trump, may be in attendance, adding a sprinkle o' madness to the occasion!

Coach Kalen DeBoer, captain of the Crimson Tide ship, be speakin' of the tide of celebrity souls who'll flock to witness the spectacle. "Aye, it be a sight to see with all these famous faces wantin' to join the ruckus," he declared, whilst encouragin' his crew to prepare for the fiercest battle they've ever fought on that hallowed field.

With 'Gameday' blowin' into town, DeBoer be remindin' his lads to keep their focus sharp like a cutlass, disregarding the noise and chaos that will fill the air. The coach be hopin' for a performance so fierce it’ll make Neptune himself proud!

But beware, as security be tighter than a sailor's grip on his grog, what with Trump’s recent brushes with peril. The acting Secret Service head be as tight-lipped as a clam on the matter, leavin' us all wonderin' what may transpire. So hoist the anchor and ready the cannons; this be one game ye won't want to miss! Yarrr!

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