Arrr! Key Nebraska matey be sayin' "Nay!" to Trump’s scheme fer changin' how we be awardin' those precious electoral doubloons!
2024-09-24
Arrr, a scallywag from Nebraska be standin' firm against swappin' how they be divvyin' up them electoral doubloons! Trump and his mateys be hopin' for a sneaky haul of an extra vote, but this landlubber be sayin', "Nay, ye won’t be plunderin' our system!" Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans o' a ruckus brewin' in the heart o' Nebraska! A swashbucklin' Republican scallywag, a lawmaker, stood firm like a mighty ship against the tide o' change, sayin' nay to switchin' the way the state be divvyin' up its electoral booty.Yarrr! This brave soul be thwartin' the schemes o' Captain Trump and his band o' loyal crew, who be itchin' fer a special session o' the Legislature to hoist the sails and change their electoral ways to a winner-take-all approach. Aye, they be lookin' for just one extra electoral doubloon this fall, hopin' to plunder the votes as if they were buried treasure!
But alas, our steadfast lawmaker ain't budgin', standin' as tall as a mast in a storm, declarin' that the good ship Nebraska shall not sail into those treacherous waters. The winds o' change may howl, but this matey be resolute, keepin' the ship on its course and lettin' the Trump crew know that their plans be sunk like a ship with a hole in it!
So raise yer tankards, ye landlubbers, for in Nebraska, the electoral seas be stayin' calm—at least fer now!