Arrr! Trump be sayin' he’ll slap a doubloon tax on John Deere if they be settin' sail for Mexico!
2024-09-24
Arrr! On the high seas of politics, Captain Trump be shoutin' that if John Deere be settin' sail to Mexico, he’ll hoist a 200% tariff on their fine goods! Aye, that be a hefty price for abandonin' the ship! So listen well, ye landlubbers!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a blustery captain named Donald Trump, who be runnin’ for the grand title of President o’ the Republic! Aye, on a fine Monday morn, he did declare a mighty threat upon the sturdy vessels of John Deere, the famed purveyor of agricultural contraptions. If that scallywag company be thinkin’ to hoist sail and set their production sails for the shores of Mexico, Trump vowed to unleash a fearsome 200% tariff upon their imports! Arrr!