"Arrr, this landlubber rancher be fumin' like a cannonball 'cause Captain Biden halted the wall as swarms o' scallywags invade!"
2024-09-24
Arrr, matey! Jim Chilton, the Arizona rancher, be claimin’ he’s seen over 3,500 scallywags trippin’ across the border since the Biden crew dropped the wall buildin’ like a ship in a storm! Aye, 'tis a fine tale of merry mischief on the high desert seas!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Jim Chilton, a rancher o' Arivaca, Arizona, who be havin' more migrants crossin' his lands than scallywags in a tavern on a Friday night! Blamin’ the Biden crew fer stoppin' the mighty wall that Trump built, Jim be mighty vexed, sayin', "The wall be workin', I swear it!"This brave soul, along with his missus Sue, owns a grand cattle ranch right next to the U.S.-Mexico line, where the wall be built higher than a ship’s mast at 32 feet. But alas, when Biden took the helm, the construction ceased, leavin' gaps that be easier to cross than a drunken sailor on shore leave!
Jim sees more than mere migrants; he be catchin' glimpses of ne’er-do-wells dartin’ about in camouflage, tryin' to sneak past like a cunning fox. "They be serious hombres!" he claims, worryin' about those packin' contraband and worse! Yet, he be a kind-hearted pirate, settin' water taps for lost souls treadin' his ranch, hopin’ to save 'em from the cruel desert sun.
In the end, Jim be askin' why the good folks of the U.S. ain't gettin' the treasures and jobs they deserve while others be gettin' a free ride. A puzzlin' question indeed, me hearties!