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Arrr, matey! A lass be swappin’ her scallywag for Josh Allen? Aye, is he worth the tempest?

2024-09-24

Arrr, matey! A fair lass from Bills' crew be declarin’ her heart for Josh Allen, leavin' her scallywag husband! The tale flew across the seas of the NFL, with lads like Sauce Gardner and Darius Slay chiming in, makin’ merry over the hullabaloo! Avast, what a ruckus!

Avast ye hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with a tale from the grand Highmark Stadium, where the Bills Mafia be celebratin' like scallywags after their crew, the Buffalo Bills, laid the smackdown on the Jacksonville Jaguars, a staggering 47-10! The valiant captain, Josh Allen, tossed four mighty touchdown passes, makin' the crowd roar like a tempest!

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