Arrr! Harris and Trump’s treasure maps be splittin’ the crew o’ voters and sea-weathered economists alike!
2024-09-24
Arrr matey! A ruckus brews in this election sea, with voters on one side and economists on the other! The scallywags Harris and Trump be singin’ sweet tunes to the masses, while the learned blokes be clutchin’ their pearls in horror. Aye, 79% be cheerin’ for no tax on tips!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring tidings of a grand divide brewin' in the treacherous waters of this here election! Aye, it be the clash o' the common folk and them learned economists, as the Wall Street Journal be reportin’.Now, listen close, for this be a tale of two scallywags: Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Both be throwin’ promises of economic booty that be makin’ the good folk cheer like a crew sightin’ land after a long voyage. Yarrr, 79% of the landlubbers be all in favor o’ their wild idea to scrap them pesky taxes on tips! Aye, that be a bounty fit for a captain!
But hold yer horses, for the economists — those land-lubbing swabs — be lookin’ upon these ideas with scorn, proclaimin’ them “appalling.” Only a mere 10% be joinin' the economists' crew, while the rest be raisin’ their tankards and shoutin’ for a tax-free party!
So, me mateys, as the winds of this election blow, remember to keep yer eyes peeled for the ruckus between the people and the bookish types. It be a right merry spectacle, and who knows what treasures lie ahead! Arrr!