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Arrr, Michelle be settin’ sail on a treacherous voyage o’ matrimony with David E Kelley! Avast, matey!

2024-09-24

Arrr, matey! Michelle Pfeiffer be settin' sail with her scallywag husband David E. Kelley in a fine new venture, after 31 long moons! Aye, it be the first time they be plunderin’ the stage together since the days of yore! Avast, let the treasure of laughter begin!

Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, for a tale of a fair lass named Michelle Pfeiffer, who be settin' sail on the high seas of Hollywood with her landlubber husband, David E. Kelley, after a long 31-year voyage apart! Aye, she be breakin' her rule to keep home and work as separate as a pirate and his treasure, joinin' the cast of "Margo’s Got Money Troubles" fer AppleTV+.

In a jolly twist, she be celebratin' 2025 with a crew of fine actresses, includin' Elle Fanning and Nicole Kidman, all while David be plottin' the course from behind the scenes. This couple had sailed through three decades of matrimony without workin' together, thinkin' it too risky—like temptin' a kraken, it be!

When they first met at a blind date, it was as awkward as a seagull in a storm, yet they found their way to wedded bliss in November of '93. Pfeiffer be a fierce gal, valuin' her relationship more than a treasure chest o' gold, claimin' that Kelley's writin' be fit for the fiercest of wenches.

Aye, as the lass be known for roles in legendary films like "Scarface" and "Batman Returns," she now embarks on a new adventure, remindin' all that even in the tumultuous waters of love, sometimes the best treasure be right beside ye!

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