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Arrr, Zelensky be callin’ the Council, sayin’ keep yer peepers on Ukraine, lest ye be walkin’ the plank!

2024-09-24

"Arrr, me hearties! President Zelensky be sayin’ that Russia can be tamed only by the ol' peace whip! He be callin’ on his mateys in the Council to keep their cannons at the ready and support Ukraine’s brave stand against the scurvy invaders! Avast!"

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! Captain Zelensky, the brave leader of the landlubbers known as Ukraine, be shoutin' to the Council of fine scallywags, beggin’ fer their unwavering support against the fearsome Russian navy and their invasion. Aye, he claims that Russia, that ol' bear, can only be forced into a state o' peace, like a raucous crew bein' tamed after a night o' rum!

With the fire o' a thousand cannons in his heart, Zelensky be rallyin' the crew, callin’ on 'em to stand firm and lend their swords to the cause. He insists that the valiant Ukrainians be resistin' the onslaught of the Russian ships, like a fleet of proud pirates defendin’ their treasure from marauders! “Aye, don’t ye dare abandon us!” he be pleaing, as he waves his cutlass and scowls at the Council, hopin’ they’ll hold fast like barnacles on a ship’s hull.

So, raise yer tankards, me mates! For in this grand tale of bravery and battle on the stormy seas o’ diplomacy, we’ll see if the Council will heed Zelensky’s call or find themselves walkin' the plank! Yarrr!

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