Arrr, Gavin the Governor be makin' 't illegal for scallywags to squawk on their magic pocket boxes in schools!
2024-09-24
Ahoy, mateys! The good Captain Newsom be sayin' no more cell phone hijinks in California’s schools, lest ye be walkin’ the plank! Aye, the law be signed, and those rascally young scallywags must stow their smartphones while learnin' the ropes. Arrr, let the swashbucklin’ education commence!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round fer a yarn from the land of California, where the mighty Gov’ner Gavin Newsom be makin’ waves with a new law that's got the landlubbers a-chatterin’! Seems them scallywags in the school districts be ordered to shackle their cell phones and send 'em to Davy Jones’ locker!This here bill, dubbed AB 3216, be sailin’ through the political seas with fair winds, approved by both the Republican crew and the Democrats alike – a rare sight, akin to findin’ a treasure chest in a barnacle-encrusted ship! Our trusty sailor, Assemblyman Josh Hoover, penned this decree, callin’ for all schools to hoist a flag that limits or bans them fancy smartphones while young buccaneers be wanderin' the schoolyard.