The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! FBI's nabbed the lad spawn of a scallywag, caught hoardin' naughty images! Avast, what a shiverin' tale!

2024-09-24

Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' that the spawn of a scallywag suspected of tryin' to off ol' Trump has been nabbed for hoardin' vile images of a most wicked sort! It seems the lad’s treasure trove be full o' filth, much to the chagrin of the law!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the merry shores of Washington! A wee lad named Oran Routh, the spawn of a ne’er-do-well suspected in a dastardly scheme to send ol' President Donald Trump to Davy Jones' locker, has found himself in a right pickle!

In the week past, this scallywag was nabbed by the long arm of the law for harboring images most foul – aye, child abuse images! The good folks of the FBI, akin to a crew of determined sailors, stormed his humble abode in Greensboro, North Carolina, lookin' for treasure, but instead stumbled upon a veritable trove of digital mischief. They seized a heap of electronic contraptions, whereupon they uncovered hundreds of these vile images, fit to make a sailor's stomach churn!

Now, ye may wonder how a lad could find himself in such treacherous waters, but alas, the winds of fate be fickle! While his father's misdeeds sent shockwaves through the Seven Seas, young Oran has charted his own course into the treacherous realm of lawlessness. So, heed this tale, me hearties, for it be a reminder that even the scoundrels of the high seas cannot escape the watchful eye of justice!

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