Avast! Scallywags be claimin' Initiative 2117 be sinkin’ our treasure for transport! Arrr, what a jest!
2024-09-24
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh scroll from Greenline Insights be makin' a ruckus! If Initiative 2117 gets the thumbs down, the treasure chest be lighter by $3.9 billion by 2029! No shiny doubloons for transit, fishy safety, or makin' the air less stinky! Blimey, what a pickle!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the shores of landlubber politics! A new scroll hath been unveiled by the fine folks at Greenline Insights, alongside the brave souls backing the Climate Commitment Act. They be claimin’ that if the cursed Initiative 2117 be passed by the gullible voters, it’ll snatch a whopping $3.9 billion doubloons from the state’s treasure chest by the year 2029!Arrr, if that be the case, the report warns it would send a mighty shipwreck through the bountiful seas of public investments! Farewell to the goodly coin destined for public transit, pedestrian safety, and ferry electrification. Not to mention the air quality—ye wouldn’t want to be breathin’ in the foul stench of a scallywag’s armpit, now would ye?
And what of our beloved salmon? They be needin’ a healthy habitat, not a leaky ol’ ship! With the plundering of funds, there'd be no more gold for renewable energy, grid modernization, nor the forest health that keeps our grog cool and our hearts warm. So, me mateys, let’s hope the vote be a wise one, lest we be sailin’ into a stormy future of lost riches and unhappy fish! Yarrr!