The Booty Report

Arrr! Israel's cannonades on Lebanon be deadlier than a kraken's hug! Here be what ye need to know, matey!

2024-09-25

Arrr, me hearty! Gather 'round! We be hearin' tales o' the strikes and the grim reaper's tally. Aye, they count the fallen by tallyin’ the blokes what be lost, like a treasure map gone awry. So raise yer tankards, fer knowledge be the finest booty of all!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin’ the beans on the grim tidings of these here strikes that plague the lands! Aye, the death toll be a slippery eel, wrigglin' and squirming as it be calculated by scallywags in charge, who tally the souls lost like a drunken sailor countin' his doubloons after a night o’ rum!

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