Arrr, a ship with no captain be a doomed vessel; the Trump rally sank like a leaky barrel!
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags in the Senate be reportin’ that the Secret Service couldn’t keep the ol' captain safe at a July shindig! Seems like every landlubber be pointin’ fingers, but no one’s takin’ the blame! A right jolly mess, I say!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of blunder and folly! The wise ones in the Senate, those landlubbers of high rank, have penned a report about the Secret Service, who be sworn to guard the former captain of the ship of state. Aye, at a grand gathering in July, it seems the crew forgot their duty to keep the good captain safe from the scallywags lurkin' about!Ye see, instead of takin' the blame like true pirates who face the cannon fire, the swabs in charge pointed fingers like a bunch of drunken buccaneers in a tavern brawl. They be lackin' the gumption to own up to their mishaps, lettin' the good captain sail perilously close to danger. 'Tis a sorry state of affairs when those charged with keepin' the flag flyin' high be too busy playin' the blame game!
So, let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags: if yer part of the crew, ye best be ready to batten down the hatches and take the wheel when the storm brews. Otherwise, ye might find yerself walkin' the plank, or worse, earnin' a permanent spot at the bottom of Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!