Arrr, matey! The crew's settin' sail to vote on treasure to keep the ship afloat 'n avoid a mutiny!
2024-09-25
Arrr, mateys! Captain Mike Johnson be settin’ sail once more, lookin’ to the Democrats fer a bounty of votes to keep the treasure chest of federal doubloons overflowin’ 'til the 20th of December. Avast, a true swashbuckler needs a fine crew!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Speaker Mike Johnson, the scallywag at the helm of the House o' Representatives! It seems this crafty captain be settin' sail yet again, but not with his own crew! Nay, he’s callin' upon the Democrats to hoist the sails and provide a treasure trove of votes to keep the federal treasure chests filled through the frosty days of December, aye! Arrr, the deadline be Dec. 20, so ye know he be in a right pickle!