Arrr, Kushner’s treasure chest be filled with gold, but alas, no doubloons to share, just a pile o’ fees!
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! The lad wedded to the former captain’s daughter be draggin' his feet like a barnacle on a ship's hull, takin' his sweet time with the doubloons from foreign scallywags. Aye, he be movin’ slower than a tortoise in a treasure hunt!
Now, ye might be thinkin’, “Why the delay, ye landlubber?” Well, it appears our boy has a mind to bide his time, lettin’ the gold sit like a fine rum in a barrel, fermentin’ into somethin’ greater! Perhaps he be waitin' for the perfect tide to roll in, or mayhaps he’s just a bit cautious, not wantin’ to capsize the ship with hasty decisions. A wise move, or just a clever ruse? Only Davy Jones knows!
So hoist the sails and grab yer compass, for this tale be a reminder that even in the world of riches and investments, some sailors prefer to take the scenic route. Here’s hopin’ he finds treasure aplenty before the winds change, lest he end up with naught but barnacles on his hull!