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Arrr! The Ryzen 9000 be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole, sayin' it be bad news for Team Red!

2024-09-25

Arrr, the Ryzen 9000 be takin' a plunge, me hearties! Aye, fewer scallywags be eyein' these CPUs than when the Ryzen 7000 set sail! What say ye? A ship full o' letdowns! Avast, the treasure of buyers be lost at sea!

Ahoy there, mateys! Word has spread o’er the seven seas ‘bout AMD’s new Ryzen 9000 chips bein’ launched, but blimey, not all be fair winds ‘n calm waters! A band o’ tech-savvy scallywags over at 3D Center surveyed nearly 1,000 landlubbers on their thoughts, and it seems the tide be turnin’ against ol’ Ryzen. With only 21% givin’ a hearty cheer, 24% scowled and cursed the silicon to Davy Jones’ locker, leavin’ 55% with a lukewarm “meh.”

Most ye swabs thought the chips be lackin’ in the gaming performance department, with a fair few mutterin’ about the generational uplift bein’ as invisible as a ghost ship! It be a grim tale indeed, as 62% of ye salty sea dogs deemed ’em average or worse. Comparin’ to the glory days of Ryzen 7000, where 55% were singin’ praises, this be a right jolly disappointment!

But fear not, for the winds may shift! With Black Friday approachin’, AMD might just drop their prices faster than a cannonball, hopin’ to lure back the wayward sailors. And who knows, the fabled Ryzen 9000 X3D might just save the day and make the gamers rejoice once more! Yarrr!

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