Arrr! Scallywag spawn o' a would-be Trump killer nabbed fer hoardin' a treasure trove o' wretched filth!
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! The lad spawnin' from Ryan Routh be caught red-handed hoardin’ a treasure map o’ wickedness! As the lawmen ransacked his quarters in Guilford, they stumbled upon more mischief than a buccaneer’s chest! “Blimey!” he be sayin’, “I despise this cursed game every four years!”
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale of woe that'd make even the saltiest sea captain cringe! It seems the scallywag spawn of one Ryan Routh be in a bit o' trouble, nabbed by the law for hoardin’ the most vile of treasures—child pornography! Arrr, what a black mark on the Routh name, I say!