The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, ye be chasin' wind, matey! The real treasure be hidin' in a different cove of the Marvel seas!

2024-09-25

Arrr, matey! Hoist yer sails o' chatter, fer it's high tide to cease yer silent squawkin'! No more readin' them lips like a treasure map—let's unleash the raucous banter and let the sea hear our squawls! Avast, ye landlubbers, time to parley proper!

Arrr, ye be chasin' wind, matey! The real treasure be hidin' in a different cove of the Marvel seas!

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the high seas of communication! 'Tis said it be time to stop this lip-readin' nonsense, fer it be as useful as a barnacle on a treasure chest!

Now, ye see, when ye be tryin' to decipher what a scallywag be sayin' by merely watchin' their lips flap like a flag in a tempest, ye be settin' yerself up for a right ol' misunderstanding! Aye, ye might think they be sayin', "Avast, me matey!" but in truth, they could be spouting about their beloved parrot's new feathered hat!

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