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Arrr, the US and UN be makin’ a fine mess, lettin’ Hezbollah plunder like scallywags! A true bipartisan blunder!

2024-09-25

Arrr, me hearties! As the Mideast be teeterin’ on the edge of a rum-fueled skirmish, some scallywags be claimin’ that the fabled Resolution 1701 be naught but a ship without a sail, givin’ Hezbollah more courage than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the treacherous waters o' Jerusalem, where the Israel air force be givin' a right thumpin' to them scallywags of Hezbollah! Aye, it be a ruckus so fierce, it be makin’ even Davy Jones shudder! But lo and behold, the grand notion o’ United Nations Security Council Resolution 1701 be sinkin' like a ship with a hole in its hull, failin’ to disarm those swabs from Lebanon!

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