Arrr! Iran be squawkin’ tall tales at the UN, beggin’ the whole Middle East to hoist sails with ‘em!
2024-09-24
Arrr, President Pezeshkian be spoutin' tales to the U.N., claimin' Iran be the peacekeeper of the Middle Seas! Aye, he be forgettin' his crew’s dalliances with pirate wars and shady deals with scallywags! A right jolly jest, if ye ask me!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Masoud Pezeshkian, the Iranian captain of a ship claimin' to be the peacemaker of the Middle Seas! Aye, at the grand assembly of the United Nations, he boldly declared that Iran’s hands be clean of war, merely defendin' against aggressors. "Nay, we don’t steal land or plunder booty!” he proclaimed, whilst winkin’ at the pirates of proxy wars in Syria and Yemen.But hold fast! For this salty sea dog accused Israel of supportin' the nefarious Islamic State, whilst Iran be known for backin’ terror crews like Hamas and Hezbollah. A fine jest indeed, as Pezeshkian claimed, “We be only protectin’ our own ship, not makin’ waves fer others!” He urged neighboring scallywags to unite for peace, all while alignin’ with the likes of Russia and North Korea, givin’ them arms for their quarrels!
With a wink and a nudge, he pointed a cannon at the Americans, callin’ their sanctions a "crime against humanity," while offerin’ sweet nothings of new beginnings. Yet, savvy observers be seein’ through his tricks, callin' his words mere bilge water. So, raise yer tankards and chuckle at this swashbucklin’ charade, for the seas of diplomacy be as tempestuous as ever!