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"Blimey! Astronomers spy a black hole sportin’ a wingspan mightier than a kraken's tentacle!"

2024-09-25

Arrr! The stargazers be spottin' a mighty black hole, blastin' energy like a cannonade, shootin' jets longer than a fleet o' 140 Milky Way galleons! It be a sight to behold, matey—better than findin' treasure on the high seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the cosmic seas! A band o' stargazers, those scallywags known as astronomers, have stumbled upon a mighty beast in the heavens—a black hole, aye! But this ain't no ordinary dark spot; nay, this swashbucklin' black hole be spittin' out energy in jets so grand, they be longer than 140 o' them Milky Way galaxies! Blimey!

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