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Arrr, the Sheriff o’ Kentucky be claimin’ he didn’t send the judge to Davy Jones’ locker!

2024-09-25

Arrr, Sheriff Shawn Stines be struttin’ into the court like a scallywag caught in a storm, standin' as the defendant in a ruckus that’s got the good folk of Letcher County, Ky, shiverin’ in their boots! The whole place be buzzin’ like a hornet’s nest, I tell ye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve got a tale to spin about a scallywag named Sheriff Shawn Stines, who found himself in the dock, lookin’ more lost than a ship without a compass! This here lawman, once the terror of the high seas—er, I mean, the peaceful streets of Letcher County, Kentucky—has been caught in a storm of trouble that’s rattlin’ the bones of the good folk in his wee town.

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