The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Trump be givin’ the boot to some scallywag fund-raisers online, savvy? Pockets be lighter than a feather!

2024-09-25

Arrr, matey! The treasure trove's gotten lighter for the vendors left standin’, as the old cap’n be laggin' behind the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris in the gold count. Aye, it be a right jolly sight to see the sails droopin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the high seas of politics! It be said that in a grand campaign—aye, a battle of wits and coins—the commission o' the vendors took a mighty tumble! Aye, the remaining merchants be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ where their doubloons went!

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