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Arrr, in the WNBA seas, Caitlin Clark and her Fever crew be settin' sail for a fateful Game 3!

2024-09-25

Arrr, the Connecticut Sun did rain on young Caitlin Clark's parade, claimin' victory 93-69 over the Fever! Now, Indiana be feelin' the heat, like a fish outta water, as they face a must-win battle come Wednesday night. Avast, me hearties!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the Connecticut Sun be but a single victory away from plunderin' their way to the grand WNBA semifinals! They be settin' sail against the Indiana Fever this Wednesday at the Mohegan Sun Arena, ready to show 'em who's the true captain o' the court!

Our fearless leader, the five-time All-Star Alyssa Thomas, be a force to be reckoned with, havin' just pulled off a legendary triple-double, with stats that'd make Davy Jones himself raise an eyebrow! She’s hopin’ to do it again, while the Fever’s new recruit, Caitlin Clark, be lookin’ to shake off her defeat and bounce back after bein' as useful as a leaky ship in Game 1!

The Fever be makin’ their first playoff appearance since the dark days of 2016, and they’ve been shiverin' their timbers with a decent record against Eastern foes. But beware, for the Sun have been sailin' smooth all season, outscorin' their rivals with a might of 6.5 points per game!

So hoist the sails and tune in at 7:30 p.m. ET on ESPN to witness a showdown fit for the high seas! May the best crew claim victory and set course for glory! Arrr!

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