The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Cannonballs flyin' at Kamala's treasure chest in Arizona! Coppers be investigatin'—a right ruckus, I say!"

2024-09-25

Arrr, matey! Bullets flew at Vice President Kamala’s lair in Arizona, just after a scallywag tried for Trump’s head again! The DNC's den be all shot up, but fear not, no souls were inside during the witching hour. Aye, it be a strange tide we sail upon!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a treacherous deed on the high seas of politics! It be reported that shots were fired at the campaign lair of Vice President Kamala Harris in the wild lands of Arizona, aye! Just a whisker over a week after a scallywag tried to take down the former captain, Donald Trump, in a dastardly assassination attempt!

Verily, it seems a band of ne'er-do-wells decided to aim their cannons at the Democratic National Committee's stronghold—located near the shores of Southern Avenue and Priest Drive in Tempe! The sharp-eyed mates of the Tempe Police Department discovered the mischief done by several bullets, flyin' true in the dead of night, after the clock struck midnight!

But fear not, for no fine souls were present in the office during that dark hour. Yet this ruckus be raisin' eyebrows and givin' the landlubbers a reason to squawk! The seas of politics be stormy indeed, and it seems the winds be blowin' toward more trouble on the horizon. Avast, what be happenin' in this land of votes and treasures?

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