Arrr, the Senate be spillin’ the beans on the Secret Service's blunders keepin’ Trump safe from the scallywags!
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! The Senate crew be spoutin’ a fierce tale 'bout the Secret Service’s blunders at the Trump shindig in Butler! They had chances aplenty to thwart the shootin’, but instead, let chaos reign! Aye, the report be callin' it a right scallywag mess, all due to poor chatter 'mongst the crew!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin' a tale of folly from the Senate's high seas of governance! Just this past Wednesday, the fine lads and lasses o' the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee did lay bare a report as scathing as the winds o' a tempest on the high seas! It be concernin' the blunderin' crew of the Secret Service, who were tasked with protectin' the former captain o' the ship, President Trump, at a raucous rally in Butler, Pa.Lo and behold, this crew had ample chances to thwart a vile act that left one poor soul six feet under and injured several others, includin’ the very captain himself! The report declared these failures as “foreseeable” and “preventable,” akin to a pirate settin' sail without checkin' the weather first! It seems the communication among the crew was as tangled as a net lost to the deep blue, causin' a right mess when it came to keepin’ the captain safe.
So there ye have it, me mateys! A tale of blunders and missed opportunities, fit for the annals of pirate lore, where even the best of crews can find themselves in a right pickle when they don’t heed the winds of warning! Yarrr!