The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the Nier Automata scallywags be overjoyed to join Stellar Blade: "For gold, we’d say aye to a kraken!"

2024-09-25

Arrr, 'tis gold that be the captain o' all contraptions, me hearties! Forsooth, it be the shiny doubloons that command the gears and levers, makin' ‘em dance like a scallywag at a rum feast! So hoist yer sails and let the treasure flow!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spinnin' a yarn 'bout the treasure we call cash, which be the true captain o' the high seas of machinery! Aye, it be not the great galleons or stout ships that rule the waves, but rather the shiny doubloons and golden guineas that keep the gears a-turnin' and the cannons a-boomin'!

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