Arrr! Tommy Lee’s pooch got a right skirmish with a coyote, but savvy wife Brittany swooped in to save the day!
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! Rocker Tommy Lee and his fair lass, Brittany Furlan, did battle with a scallywag coyote that leapt o'er their backyard wall! With a hearty laugh and a wag o' the tail, they snatched their pups from the jaws of mischief, savin' the day like true sea dogs!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most wild! Tommy Lee, the thunderous drummer of Mötley Crüe, and his fair wife Brittany, found themselves in a right pickle when a cunning coyote dared to snatch their beloved pooch, Neena! Arrr, the drama be like a tempest on the high seas!Brittany, a brave lass of 38 summers, be seen in a frightful video, screamin' and chasin' that scallywag of a coyote who snatched their pup from the yard. With a swiftness that'd make any pirate proud, the beast bolted with Neena in its jaws, while their other dog made a hasty escape, runnin’ like the wind!
With a heart full o' terror, Brittany shouted, "A coyote grabbed Neena!" and her husband, Tommy, in distress, let out a hearty "F---!" Aye, it’d make even the bravest pirate's heart race! Luckily, our fair damsel scaled the wall and rescued Neena from the jaws of doom, thankin' her lucky stars that the pooch was a bit on the plump side.
After a frightful day of peril, she warned all ye landlubbers to be wary of these hungry fiends lurkin’ about! But fret not, for Neena be safe, gobblin' treats like a good pup should! So hug yer furry mates extra tight, and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for danger be afoot! Arrr!