Arrr, Bukele be scallywaggin' against censorship, claimin' his crew's turned the tide: "We've set millions o' souls free!"
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! El Salvador, once the dreaded “murder cove o’ the world,” found a new captain in Nayib Bukele! With a hearty swashbucklin’ spirit, he tossed out the scallywags and set sail on crime reforms, turnin’ the tide for the landlubbers. Avast, a fine transformation indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the grand ol' United Nations, where the bold captain of El Salvador, nay other than Nayib Bukele, be speakin’ up like a true buccaneer! He warned o' dark tides ahead, sayin’ society be settin’ sail toward a frightful inflection point, arrr!But fear not, for Bukele be proclaimin’ that his wee nation be a fine example for others, standin' tall like a proud ship in the storm. "We don’t lock up our foes," he boasted, "nor silence those who voice their minds. In El Salvador, ye be free to squawk yer thoughts without fear of the brig!"
The captain also declared, "We care for honest folk over the scallywags!" Aye, he said they’ve thrown many miscreants into the depths, but in truth, they’ve freed the souls of millions! Even ol’ Elon Musk raised a toast to Bukele’s fine words, speakin’ of the storms brewin’ on the horizon.
With a heart full of pride, Bukele urged the world to come and witness the fruits of their labor, callin' upon all to join 'im in buildin' a bright future away from the shadows of the past. So hoist yer flags, me mateys, for El Salvador be charting a course toward freedom like no other!