Arrr, the London captain be warnin' ye landlubbers not to hoist Trump’s sails again! Avast, choose wisely!
2024-09-25
Arrr, me hearties! Mayor Sadiq Khan be tellin' the good folk of America not to cast their lot with ol' Captain Trump! Seems like the spat 'twixt them scallywags be sparkin' anew! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!
Arrr, gather ‘round, ye scallywags! London’s Mayor, Sadiq Khan, be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger o’ warning to ye fine folk across the pond! He be tellin’ the Americans not to cast their votes for the former Captain of Chaos, Donald Trump! Khan be spoutin’ that the world be watchin’, and the fate of many a land hangs in the balance, aye!In a parley with Politico, Khan declared, “What happens in America is like the beat o’ a drum that sets the rhythm for the entire globe.” Aye, and he be sayin’ that Trump’s shenanigans—withdrawin’ from climate accords and stirrin’ trouble—be dangerous as a kraken lurkin' in the depths! He urges ye landlubbers to remember the tumultuous times from Trump’s first voyage.
Khan, with a twinkle in his eye, be callin’ for folks to make sure they be registered to vote, for the election on November 5 be the most crucial in his lifetime! He warns that the oldest trick in the book be scapegoatin’ the innocent, and that politicians should be addressin’ the real tides of healthcare and education instead o' fanning the flames of fear.
So, heed the mayor’s call, me hearties! Vote wisely, lest ye find yerselves at the mercy of another tempestuous captain! Arrr!