"Ye scallywag be nabbed after his bang-stick went boom at the courthouse, causing quite the ruckus, arrr!"
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! A gaggle o' scallywags be patched up from a ruckus! The lubber nabbed after the bang in Santa Maria be spillin' his tales to the law, they be sayin'. A merry hullabaloo, indeed!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I have a tale from the coastal town of Santa Maria, where a ruckus erupted that'd make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow! A great boom echoed across the land, leavin' many a scallywag with sore limbs and a goodly amount of confusion. Aye, folks got themselves into a pickle, what with their injuries and all—like a ship caught in a squall!