"Arrr! Meta Connect 2024 be spillin' six treasure troves o' news from a raucous sea shanty o' a keynote!"
2024-09-25
Arrr matey! At Meta Connect, a treasure trove of gadgets be revealed! Lo and behold, the mighty Quest 3S headset, fit for a scallywag’s pocket, and a glimpse o' the grand Orion AR spectacles, sure to make ye look swankier than a captain in a rum-fueled brawl!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the shenanigans from the Meta Connect 2024, where the great Captain Zuck be unveil’n wondrous contraptions! Though the event be a wee bit tardy, once our captain took the stage, it was a tempest o' news, I tell ye!
First, behold the Orion AR glasses, thicker than a ship's hull, havin' tech aplenty! These beauties be controlled by a fancy wristband, lettin' ye overlay images and call avatars like a true buccaneer! Next, the Quest 3S be revealed, an affordable treasure for 300 doubloons, ready to take ye on adventures in mixed-reality seas!
But that be not all! Now ye can chat with Meta AI, includin’ voices of famous scallywags like John Cena, makin' yer devices more lively than a tavern on a Saturday night. The Ray-Ban smart glasses be gettin’ updates too, lettin’ ye summon tunes and translate languages like a savvy sailor!
Instagram Reels be gettin’ a dose of translation magic, makin' it easier for ye to enjoy content from distant lands. And last but not least, Meta be addin' image generation tools, lettin' ye create masterpieces fit for a captain’s quarters!