The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Titan's hull be as sturdy as a wet sponge; let the squawkin' begin, ye scallywags!

2024-09-25

Arrr, matey! The tale be told of shoddy shipwork, where OceanGate be blind to hull troubles after a dive gone awry! No fixin’, no tinkerin’, just a crew sailin’ with a leaky vessel! Aye, 'tis a recipe for Davy Jones' locker, I say!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round the bilge rats, fer I've a yarn to spin about the scallywags at OceanGate! Aye, it seems their vessel be as sturdy as a paper ship in a tempest. Testimony from the crew o’ the deep blue reveals a right mess o’ manufacturing defects after a previous dive, where the hull be more riddled than a pirate's treasure map!

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