The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, UNLV be claimin’ they ne’er promised a treasure chest to the QB, despite his old man’s tall tales!"

2024-09-25

Arrr! The scallywags at UNLV and their treasure hoardin' NIL crew be sayin' they ain't swindled poor Matthew Sluka! They be claimin' they kept their promise, lest ye think they be a bunch of landlubbers lettin' a fine quarterback walk the plank! Har har!

Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of woe on the high seas of college football! It be a tempest brewin' at UNLV, where the young swashbuckler quarterback, Matthew Sluka, has hoisted anchor and set sail after claimin' the treasure promised to him was naught but a mirage! Shiver me timbers, he left Holy Cross fer the Rebels, but after a grand start, he be declarin’ he’ll be usin’ his redshirt year, sayin’ “representations” made to him were as empty as a pirate’s rum barrel!

The lad’s agent, Marcus Cromartie, and his father, Bob, be claimin’ that the Rebels dangled a shiny $100,000 in NIL gold, but alas, it never came to pass! UNLV’s crew, the Blueprint Sports and Entertainment, be denyin' such claims, swearing no formal offers were made, and insisting they honored all agreements, save for a single community event. They be sayin’ Sluka’s demands smelled of NCAA rule breakin’, and they wouldn’t bow to threats!

As Sluka searches for another port to dock his talents, the Rebels be lookin' to Hajj-Malik Williams or Cameron Friel to take the helm. Aye, the sea be a treacherous place, and this saga be far from over, me hearties! Keep yer eyes peeled fer the next chapter in this football odyssey!

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