Arrr! The court says no doubloons from foreign seas fer Ohio's ballot battles, at least fer now, matey!
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! If ye be seekin’ a jest, let me spin ye a yarn: Why did the parrot join the crew? To squawk “Polly wants a cracker!” and steal all me rum! Har har! Life on the high seas be a barrel o’ laughs, but I’ll be keepin’ me grog, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' ye a yarn o' great mirth 'n merriment! In a time long past, when the seas be ruled by scallywags 'n bold buccaneers, there lived a crew o' hearty souls aboard the good ship "Grog 'n Glory." These rascals, filled with rum 'n raucous laughter, sailed the briny deep in search o' treasure, but lo, what they found was more than just gold 'n jewels!One fine mornin', as the sun be risin' over the horizon, Cap'n Blackbeard McStubbly called his crew to the deck. "Avast ye, landlubbers! Today we be huntin' fer the fabled 'Chalice of Chuckles,' said to grant the bearer eternal laughter!" The crew erupted in raucous guffaws, not realizin' that the true treasure was the joy they shared, even whilst navigatin' the treacherous waters o' life.
As they sailed forth, they encountered a fearsome sea monster, but instead o' fightin’, they challenged it to a tickle contest! To their surprise, the beast burst into fits of laughter, lettin' them pass unharmed. Thus, the crew learned that a hearty laugh be mightier than any cannonball. So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, for the greatest plunder be found in friendship 'n joy, not just shiny trinkets!