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Arrr, the Ubisoft captain be claimin’, “Nay agenda here, matey!” 'Tis but a squall o’ chatter 'round Assassin’s Creed Shadows!

2024-09-25

Arrr, matey! Yves Guillemot be clingin' to this like a barnacle to a ship's hull! No matter the storm, he be resolute as a parrot on a shoulder, squawkin' his way through the waves! Release yer grip, ye salty sea dog!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of a scallywag named Yves Guillemot, the captain o' Ubisoft, who be clingin' to somethin' like a barnacle to a ship's hull! This buccaneer ain’t lettin’ go of his treasure, nay, not a chance!

Ye see, the winds of change be blowin’ fierce in the seas of game makin’, but ol' Yves be steadfast as a galleon in a storm. He be holdin' onto his ideas like a parrot on a shoulder, squawkin’ ‘bout his grand visions for Ubisoft’s future. Aye, he be livin’ in a world where he thinks every game be a gem and every player be a loyal crew member, ready to sail the seven seas of adventure!

But lo and behold, the crew be whisperin’ ‘round the ship, sayin’ it might be time fer some fresh ideas, or at least a hearty swabbin’ o’ the decks! Yet, our dear Yves, like a stubborn sea turtle, he just won’t let go! Perhaps he thinks if he holds tighter, the waves o’ criticism won’t crash upon him. So here we be, watchin’ him sail into the sunset, clutchin’ his dreams and a bottle of rum, not givin’ a hoot what the world be sayin’!

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