Arrr, the conjurin’ captain James Wan be makin’ a Robocop tale fer Amazon's treasure chest o' videos!
2024-09-25
"Whether ye be six feet under or prancin' about, yer comin' aboard me ship! Aye, I’ll haul ye in chains or carry ye in a barrel, but mark me words, ye won’t escape the clutches of this scallywag!"
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale o' audacity and bravado! Picture yerself on the high seas, where the wind be howlin' and the waves be crashin', when lo and behold, a scallywag be tryin' to escape the clutches of the law. With a heart full o’ grit and a treasure map in me pocket, I be hollerin', “Dead or alive, ye be comin’ with me!” Aye, ye heard me right, fer I be a captain with a mission!Now, this be no ordinary scoundrel; he be a slippery eel, twistin’ and turnin’ like a fish out o’ water! I brandish me cutlass, shinin’ like the sun on a clear morn, and let the world know I ain’t takin’ no for an answer. “Ye can run, but ye can’t hide!” I bellow, while me crew chuckles, hopin' to see a grand chase unfold.