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"Yarr! U.S. be callin' for peace in Lebanon, while Netanyahu be sayin' 'Nay, we’ll keep the cannon firin'!"

2024-09-26

Arrr, the Israeli captain be settin’ sail for New York to parley. He be mum on the truce with them Hezbollah scallywags, but called upon his crew to unleash a right ruckus on the Lebanese blaggards "with all hands on deck!" Avast, let the cannonballs fly!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a captain of Israel, settin' sail for the grand shores of New York City, where the landlubbers be gatherin' for a powwow. This scallywag be keepin' his lips tighter than a clam, not spillin' a word 'bout the notion of takin' a breather from the tussles with them rascally Hezbollah blaggards!

Instead, he be raisin' the Jolly Roger and callin' on his crew, sayin', "Let loose the cannons and unleash the cutlasses! We shall fight these scurvy dogs with the fury of a thousand tempests!" Aye, it seems this landlubber prefers to keep the battle drums a-beatin' rather than offerin' a hand of truce.

As he sails across the ocean blue, there's nary a sign of parley in his heart, only the thirst for victory and the clink of gold doubloons in his pockets! So, while the fine folk of New York be discussin' peace and treaties, this captain be chartin' a course straight into the fray, ready to show those Lebanese sea urchins what a true pirate means when he says "full force!" Arrr, let the winds blow in his favor!

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