The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Meta’s wondrous Orion specs be settin’ sail soon, but they be costin’ ye a pretty penny like a fine smartphone!

2024-09-26

Arrr, mateys! The crafty Meta wizard, Andrew Bosworth, be spillin' the beans on when the mighty Orion ship sets sail and how many doubloons it’ll cost ye! Prepare yer wallets and set yer sights on the horizon, for adventure awaits!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the grand Meta Connect 2024 gathering, where the tech wizards be unveil’n shiny new contraptions! First off, we be seein' the Meta Quest 3S, a contraption that promise to send yer senses ablaze! The fancy Ray-Ban smart glasses be gettin' fancier still, with live language translations that’ll make ye feel like a true polyglot on the high seas!

But hold yer treasure maps, fer the real booty be the Orion, Meta’s first fully-functional AR glasses prototype! The crafty Captain Zuckerberg kept his lips tight, but ol' Andrew Bosworth, the ship’s chief techie, hinted we might lay hands on these beauties by 2027. “A couple of years, but not decades,” he squawked, makin’ us wonder if we’ll be able to afford these treasures!

Now, listen close, ye landlubbers! It seems the price tag might be heftier than first thought. Bosworth be suggestin’ they may cost around $700, which be more than we’d hoped! And let’s not forget, these magical specs only last ’bout two to three hours on a charge—so prepare to keep yer spyglass handy for a port-of-call recharge!

So, keep yer eyes peeled and yer coins ready, for the tech seas be an adventurous place! Arrr!

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