The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Finnish zoo be sendin' back them pandas to China, claimin' it be too rich fer their treasure chests!

2024-09-26

Arrr, two furry black-and-white scallywags be settin’ sail back to China eight years too soon! The jolly zoo in the frosty Finnish seas be havin’ fewer landlubbers than a shipwreck, and these rascals be too busy loungin’ ‘round to pop out a wee cub! Avast, what a tale!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most peculiar from the icy shores of Finland! Two fine pandas, black and white as a jolly roger, be hoistin’ their sails and settin’ course back to the land of their ancestors—China! Arrr, ye heard it right! These furry scallywags be makin’ their grand exit eight years sooner than slated, and not due to the siren call of adventure, but rather the paltry numbers of landlubbers visitin’ their zoo!

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