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Arrr! Israel claims they sent another Hezbollah scallywag to Davy Jones' locker in Beirut, savvy?

2024-09-26

Arrr, the Israeli scallywags be claimin’ that Captain Mohamed Hussein Sarour met his salty fate in a cannon blast! But lo, the Hezbollah crew be mum on the matter, likely countin’ their doubloons instead of confirm’n the tale! Avast! What a merry game of whispers on the high seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ’round, fer I’ve a tale from the tempestuous seas of the Middle East! It be reported that the Israeli swabs have sent a certain commander, one Mohamed Hussein Sarour, to Davy Jones' locker in a right fierce strike. Aye, they be claimin' it was a particular blow that sent him straight to the depths below!

But hold yer horses, ye scallywags! There be no word from the Hezbollah crew to back up this here yarn. They be as quiet as a mouse in a ship's galley, and who knows if they be cookin' up a storm of their own? Perhaps they be makin' plans to avenge their fallen mate, or maybe they be too busy swabbin' the decks! Arrr!

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