"Avast! With threats a'plenty, over 700 scallywags be caught in the brig! Arrr, what a merry mess!"
2024-09-26
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be makin' threats like it be a treasure map after that school shootin' in Georgia! So, the officials be clankin' the iron shackles on wee lads as young as ten. A fine way to teach 'em to behave, eh? Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' woe from the landlubbers o' Georgia, where a ruckus broke out ‘mongst the young scallywags at a fine schoolhouse. A shootin’, it was! Aye, the news spread like wildfire on a stormy sea, makin’ the good folks tremble in their boots. Now, listen closely, fer the threats be comin’ in droves, more than a ship’s hold could bear, say the officials, bless their hearties!In response to this treachery, the overlords of law have raised their cutlasses and set forth a new code: “Arrest the wee ones!” Aye, ye heard me right! They be snatchin’ up lads and lasses as young as ten years, lockin’ ‘em up like they be hardened pirates. What’s next, I ask ye? A prison fer the wee babes and their rubber duckies?
The world be turnin’ topsy-turvy, where schools be battlegrounds and children be treated as villains on the high seas! So, raise yer tankards to sanity, me hearties, and let us hope the storm blows over, lest we find ourselves in a veritable treasure chest o’ trouble! Yarrr!