Arrr! NFL be takin' doubloons from Saints' lad Khristian Boyd fer givin' DeVonta Smith a right jolly wallop!
2024-09-26
Arrr, on the mornin’ of Wednesday, the scallywags of the NFL deemed it fit to lay a fine upon young Khristian Boyd o’ the Saints for givin’ the Eagles' fair lad DeVonta Smith a right good whack! Even pirates know when ye’ve hit too hard, matey!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of the gridiron seas, where the New Orleans Saints' own Khristian Boyd found himself in a spot o' bother! Aye, he be slapped with a fine o' more than $4,500 fer givin' a right jolt to Philadelphia Eagles’ Devonta Smith during a fierce fracas!In the heat o' battle, as Smith caught a pass from Jalen Hurts, Boyd swooped in like a cannonball, deliverin' a helmet-to-helmet strike that sent Smith's headgear flyin'! Though no yellow flag waved in the air, whispers of “dirty play” danced through the salty air. Smith, the rascal, staggered off but was placed in the dreaded concussion protocol.
But fear not! Boyd be claimin’ he meant no harm, just tryin’ to snatch the ball like a treasure chest. “Be well soon, matey,” he said on the gram, tryin' to smooth things over. Even the Saints' captain, Coach Denis Allen, swore their lads play hard but fair, sayin’ they be no scallywags lookin’ to harm!
As the Saints set sail to face the Atlanta Falcons and the Eagles hunt the Buccaneers, one thing be certain: the gridiron seas be ever treacherous, filled with both glory and peril! Arrr!