The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Season two o' The Last of Us be bringin' me fave scene, and I be ready to weep like a scallywag!

2024-09-26

Arrr, me hearties! This be a fine kettle o' fish, and I reckon this bit o’ folly be givin’ me a right good thumpin’! Brace yerselves, fer the pain be comin’ like a cannonball in a storm! Ha-ha, let the chaos begin!

A-ha, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a jolly ol’ scallywag, who found himself in a bit o' a pickle. One fine mornin', as the sun be risin' o'er the horizon, our brave matey, known affectionately as “One-Legged Bill,” set sail for treasure, armed with naught but a rusty cutlass and a belly full o’ rum.

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