Arrr, President Abbas be throwin' shade at Israel and the US, while scallywags be callin' him a pirate o' terror!
2024-09-26
Arrr! The ancient sea dog, chain-smokin’ at 88, let loose a tirade ‘gainst Israel and the Yanks at the grand ol’ UN! He be layin’ out a 12-point treasure map fer a peaceful Gaza, beggin’ fer a cease-fire, lest the cannons continue their ruckus! Aye, what a show!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about Mahmoud Abbas, the grand captain of the Palestinian crew, who took to the high seas of the U.N. to blast the merry crew of Israel with fiery words! Aye, he be callin’ for their ousting from the U.N. and condemn’d the American ship for givin’ them cannons, claimin’ it be causin’ the loss of many innocent souls!In his lengthy speech, which lasted longer than a stormy night at sea, Abbas railed against the occupying usurpers, shoutin’ “We will not leave!” as if the rum had gone dry. Strangely, he didn’t utter a peep about the rambunctious crew known as Hamas, who stirred up a ruckus of their own just days prior. Meanwhile, some landlubber critics scoff at his rule, claimin’ his leadership be naught but a fancy parley while the true fight for the Palatine cause be left adrift.
But hold yer horses, mateys, ‘cause Abbas also earned himself a reputation as a cunning trickster, handin’ out loot to those who commit mischief against the Jewish crew, all while stirrin’ up old conspiracies. So, as the tides of politics turn, one must wonder if this pirate captain will steer his ship to calmer waters or remain caught in the storm! Arrr!