Arrr, the Hungarian sea-dog be sayin’ Trump’s reign was a grand adventure, and now they be hopin’ for his return!
2024-09-26
Arrr, it be no secret that Captain Trump and his matey Orbán be thick as thieves! The Hungarian scallywag even abandoned the NATO shindig in D.C. to parley with the former President. Aye, treasure ain’t the only thing they be plunderin’—it be each other's praises!
Avast ye landlubbers! In the bustling halls of the United Nations, the Hungarian sea dog, Peter Szijjártó, be claimin’ that the one and only Captain Trump be the key to taming the stormy seas of international chaos! Aye, he reckon that if that salty sea captain be elected again, with but a couple o’ jolly phone calls, he could end the ruckus in Ukraine! Arrr!Szijjártó sang praises of Trump, sayin’ that under his command, U.S.-Hungary relations were smoother than a ship's sail on a calm day. He declared that no other scallywag out there could mend the world’s woes like Trump can. "Under Trump, all was shipshape," he grumbled, hintin’ that the seas have been turbulent since he dropped anchor.
Yet, when pressed about favorin’ another Trump term, he be sayin’, "We ain't Americans, matey!" Still, he’s hopin’ Trump can bring a fresh gust o’ wind to the global relations hullabaloo. Szijjártó be rallyin’ against those who critique Hungary's peace talks, callin' 'em pro-war landlubbers. He warned that lettin’ Ukraine join NATO could unleash a tempest that’d put 'em all in deep water. So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, fer this tale be far from over! Arrr!